Teardrops On My Old Car! (Teardrops On My Guitar! Taylor Swift Parody!) von Ralf Becker

TOMSTERMUSIC PARODY CD STILL AVAILABLE DIRECTLY FROM PAYPAL FOR $15.00! *13 parody songs on ONE album! * NO PayPal account needed! *LIMITED supply left! * WORLDWIDE SHIPPING is INCLUDED! * This CD *WILL NOT* be made again! *Click this link to order! https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=2342768 TRACK LISTING: 1-HOMER IS PERFECT (Nobody's Perfect-Hannah Montana parody) 2-HUNGRY (Bubbly-Colbie Caillat parody) 3-SINCE I AM TOM (Since U Been Gone-Kelly Clarkson parody) 4-RUDE FRIEND (True Friend-Hannah Montana parody) 5-BECAUSE OF YOUTUBE (Because Of You-Kelly Clarkson parody) 6-TEARDROPS ON MY OLD CAR (Teardrops On My Guitar-Taylor Swift parody) 7-LUCKY CHARMS (Open Arms-Journey parody) 8-I HAVE A BIDET (Bad Day-D. Powter parody) 9-KARAOKE'S NOT THAT FUN (Carry On Wayward Son-Kansas parody) 10-FRIENDS WITH COOL PAGES (Friends In Low Places-Garth Brooks parody) 11-TOM'S BUSHES ARE ON FIRE (We Didn't Start The Fire-Billy Joel parody) 12-I LIKE MY SUBSCRIBERS (Eye Of The Tiger-Survivor parody) 13-DON'T HAVE A COW (Take A Bow-Rihanna parody) _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ I think MANY of us have had a car like this.. And if not.. You can buy this one for a COOKIEE! LOL! Thanks to everyone for watching these videos! And for the "Happy One-year YouTube anniversary" wishes! It's been quite a... "RIDE!!" Get it?! Ride? HahHaA!.. Haha.. Hah. Ha? Hmm.. o.O! New lyrics and all vocals: ToM! Music production: ToM!!! Real car provided by: DeL and MoM!! (A restored red 1964 Chevelle Malibu!) Song approval technician: Smileigh! ___/''''''''''\''''\__ -O-----------O-- _________________________________ "Teardrops On My Old Car" (Teardrops On My Guitar-Taylor Swift Parody!!) (Verse 1) My car.. Is scary, My friends won't even ride with me It's always over heating, The engine kind of smells funny And it's so pitiful, I know without a doubt There are no seatbelts so in a crash I'll fly right out! (Verse 2) There's no A/C, The tires keep going flat on me And I can't even see 'cuz the headlights just went out last week The stereo is gone, the heater doesn't work.. And when I drive this thing I feel like a great big jerk! (Chorus) There's many reasons for the teardrops on my old car It only goes 10 miles an hour and it won't go far Yeah the SMOKE makes me CHOKE And the radiator's busted too! (3rd verse) This car, it leaks, motor oil and anti-freeze And there's no brakes, but that's okay Because it barely moves anyway! It's so embarrassing to drive this pile of junk And I keep losing my stuff 'cuz I can't close the trunk! (Chorus) There's many reasons for the teardrops on my old car And everywhere I go it leaves behind a trail of parts And it's just full of rust, is there someone I could sell it to? (Instrumental and used car selling) (4th verse) It hardly ever starts, the battery just died I wish that MTV would come along and pimp my ride! (Chorus) There's many reasons for the teardrops on my old car The 'Check Engine' light is always on, it breaks my heart There's a hole in the roof And the rain just kind of drips right through.. Duct tape fixes stuff, but there's never enough And the fenders are held on with super-glue My car is scary I'll cover it so you can't see. _____________________________ And THANKS EVERYONE!! Honors for this video (14) #36 - Most Discussed (Today) #4 - Most Discussed (Today) - Music #15 - Most Discussed (This Week) - Music #62 - Most Viewed (Today) - Music - Australia #19 - Most Viewed (Today) - Music - Canada #58 - Most Viewed (Today) - Music - United Kingdom #48 - Most Viewed (Today) - Music #81 - Most Viewed (This Week) - Music - Canada #84 - Top Favorites (Today) #31 - Top Favorites (Today) - Music #78 - Top Favorites (This Week) - Music #67 - Top Rated (Today) #21 - Top Rated (Today) - Music #50 - Top Rated (This Week) - Music