So get this, I'm driving home yesterday and I spy what has to be the worlds most PIMPTASTIC pickup truck. Seriously, this thing is right up there with Superfly's Caddy. Now, keep in mind that I live in Queens, New York--home of such things as Spaghetti Park, the Italian Ice King of Corona and the Gambino crime family. We have all kinds of people driving all kinds of stuff. I generally just chalk up the majority of the oddities to people having bad taste, but this one, well... this one went above and beyond what a Dodge Ram should be made to endure. Plus, it was parked just a block from my house, so I had to share it. Welcome to Queens, people. Welcome to Queens.