Every now and again something pops up on the automotive radar screen that should have been torpedoed at its inception. This 1973 Lincoln you are looking at is such a creation. Apparently someone had a fascination with both Stevie Wonder and blindness, because whoever decided to construct this thing obviously couldn't see worth a damn. It has a front end similar to Green Hornet's Black Beauty, a paint scheme that would make any body man crawl into a closet with a pistol, and an interior that is well... hell, I don't even know where to begin on that one. I mean seriously, a keyboard, mixer, microphone and like the same CD player my Dad had in his living room in 1988... it's downright scary. Man, SuperFly wouldn't even roll this heavy. More pics after the jump.